Question. Did you watch The Office Season Opener? (Season 5)

Well, here we are, the day we’ve been waiting for! Last year we celebrated this monumental event with a party. This year, I watched The Office at home on my laptop, and Jen watched it in Catalina on her laptop (she’s working there this weekend). We both were dying watching it, and we will watch it again together when she gets back.

Also last year Conner and I traded back & forth, blogging through the episodes. He’s at it again! I got a tweet from Steve today asking if I’d be doing my live blogging through the office, and yes (sort of) I’m back at it again as well (we don’t have TV, so I’ll be doing mine via Hulu).

Here’s my favorite lines:

  • I really want to have washboard aaaaaabs the first time Angela sees me naked – Andy
  • Pam, you weigh 226 pounds? – Kevin
  • We were fightin’ the power and eatin’ whatever we wanted – Stanley
  • …and that her butt refuses to quit! – Michael
  • what up 212? – Pam
  • Ella ella under my angela ella ella.. – Andy
  • Every little boy fantasizes about his fairy tale wedding – Andy
  • We done good in there! / that was the last time / monkey / no, I have a fiance that I very much like! – Dwight / Angela
  • Sorry I’m late I accidentally switched my alarm clock to Zap Chancery… – Professor (this one’s funnier to me because I am a designer)
  • Whose yer daddy? You don’t know who your daddy is do you? – Michael
  • No, you do not talk to him like that / but he’s an idiot / no he’s not an idiot… he is mentally challenged! / wait, back up… do think that I am retarded? – Holly / Angela / Kevin
  • We call her Rice-er-Ronnie… all she does is plop herself down there and answer phones all day… she such a weirdo! – Michael
  • I once went 28 years without sex, and then another 7 years… – Michael
  • If you gain weight you will die – Michael
  • Bootie call – Michael
  • We should have a party and not invite them, we should go mini-golfing – Michael
  • What about that guy who murdered his mom, he wasn’t so handsome, and there’s Kevin – Dwight
  • OK, PARTY’S OVER – YOU ARE SO BUSTED! – Dwight
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY STANLEY! – Dwight (as he kicks the cake over and gets it all over Michael)
  • If we stay fat long enough, we may actually get a whole month off – Holly
  • I swallowed a tape worm last night, its going to grow to 3 feet inside of me and eat all my food… / that wasn’t a tape worm – Kelly / Creed
  • Gooooo-Tee! – Michael
  • Fired guy! – Kevin
  • Kevin just made the list – Ryan
  • I’ve realized there more to life than being the youngest VP in the companies history – Ryan
  • I don’t need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean / but he did right? / ok / ok – Ryan / Jim
  • This is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my entire life… I haven’t had a hard life… – Andy
  • Maybe I’ll see you around / It’s a small office – Ryan / Kelly
  • The dreadmill? – Michael
  • And you burned over 1,000 calories walking home, and this branch is that much closer to winning this contest! – Dwight
  • I am beautiful, they are beautiful, he is beautiful, this big, fat, pig is beautiful! – Michael Klump
  • Michael Klump is a celebration of fat people – Michael Klump
  • I wonder what people like about me?… probably my jugs – Phyllis
  • I am goateeless, we are the goateeless brothers – Michael to Ryan
  • I suck / yes you do / Dwight says Hi / I DO NOT… I DO NOT SAY HI PAM! – Jim / Dwight
  • Here Comes Trouble, class of 96 was available for our big day, so… I booked em! – Andy
  • Karl 1, Karl 2, Brocholi Rob, Spare Rib, Doobie, Lunchbox, Boner Champ (that’s me), Pubie Lewis and the News, Hopscotch, Jingle Jangle, Sandwich… – Andy
  • I’d have to say the problem with that guy, was that he was a complete stupid idiot. – Michael
  • Um, can I pay you tomorrow? I have a $60 limit on my ATM – Michael
  • What are you smiling about mr. smiley, you’re late / wet tuna! – Dwight / Andy
  • I don’t care what anyone says, you guys are huge losers – Michael

Not sure if I can keep up this pace, but tonight’s episode was hilarious! The Office came back strong.

11 thoughts on “Question. Did you watch The Office Season Opener? (Season 5)

  1. Steve Eller

    “We were fightin’ the power and eatin’ whatever we wanted – Stanley”

    That line was so funny, especially when they showed a picture of him as a Black Panther.

  2. Steve Eller

    What was with Meridith’s face in the first couple of scenes? Was she still feeling the effects of rabies? 🙂

  3. James McLean

    steve i think Meredith’s face was probably a result of some diet pills gone bad. maybe?

    my favorite two moments:
    “Holly, do you think that i’m retarded?”- Kevin

    Dwight putting fruit in the snack machine and then watching it rot the rest of the episode.

    and…”I wonder what people would like about my body…probably my jugs.”- Phyllis

    ha ha ha ha ha, loved it. also, is anyone else still amazed that they were able to find a female Michael by casting the girl who plays Holly? i mean she is so much like him!

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  4. Jen

    LOVED IT…. Dude nobody even mentined the big engagment!!!!!! Go Jim! And by the way for the record I would marry Andy any day….. ha ha cant wait to watch it again.

  5. WorshipCity

    Oh man that is great! I’m so excited about this season! I was talking about it over dinner and somebody said: who do you think was ruining the weight loss?!?! Do you think it was just b/c they’re a bunch of nimkampoops?!?!? Or….is someone GAINING weight?!?! Like someone’s growing? Like someone’s…..pregnant?!?!?!
    I mean what would be more awkward on our favorite awkward funny show!

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  6. Jeff T.

    Total return to form after a pretty weak season 4. Dwight’s “what’s up?” nod at the camera crew after doing business with Angela in the warehouse was an all-time classic moment!

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