Live Blogging: The Office – Launch Party

andylpMy favorite quotes (as I can type them):

I can’t tell if he’s mocking me, is he mocking me? – Andy

How does it make you feel that I spelled lunch instead of launch? – Phyllis

It appears that the website has become alive, this happens to computers and robots all the time. – Dwight

How many pounds do you think I could lose by 7? – Michael

I want to understand what you are saying but it’s difficult when you use that tone. – Phyllis

Dwight Schrute has defeated the computer! – Andy

I’m not gonna cry about it, I did that in the car on the way home. – Michael

I wouldn’t say that unless I 100% believe you could do this – who else could do this? – Michael

I heard she’s single and ready to mingle – Andy

You’re also welcome to date Toby – Dwight

It’s like eating a hot circle of garbage. – Kevin

You lookin for dinner and a movie? Cuz you’re not gonna find it in that box. – Andy

Dwight please escort this young man to the conference room. – Michael

It’s about to get all stupid up in here! – Michael

I’m an adult, I don’t have to think or do anything… – Michael

I stole it. – Andy

If you’re going number 1 you’ve got ten more seconds! – Dwight

Andy singing “Take a Chance on Me” with speaker phone harmonies was AWESOME!

5 thoughts on “Live Blogging: The Office – Launch Party

  1. Steve Eller

    That has to be one of the funniest episodes ever! Andy’s song was cool, but the im’ing practical joke on Dwight was hilarious. How about when Meredith asks Jim to sign her cast. Disturbing.

    So many funny things in one episode. I am permanently saving this on my DVR. This is destined to be a classic.

    Dwight Shrute: “It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me. I have been salesman of the month for 13 of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that Corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.”

  2. WorshipCity

    Wow dude I am WAAAY behind in your posts! It’s funny, I recapped this episode with my favorite quotes and we actually don’t have too many overlaps! Not sure what that says about us 🙂

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