Sitting here with the wife watching the season premier of America’s got Talent. Wow. Sharon Osborne and David Hasselhoff, it’s like American Idol done on a 100th of the budget with written in scenes, slapstick comedy, and horrific auditions. Best quotes of the night:
- “I drive a bus” – Mr. Bill (singer)
- “eeaahhh, eeaahhh, eeaahhh” – buzzers before the Elvis even sang
- “You got better, and your wife got worse” – Piers (the judge)
- “Have you guys ever tried waxing?” – Sharon
- “What are you going to do?” “I’m going to entertain you!” – The Hoff & Andrew the sax player
This went on for two hours, and I watched every minute of it.