America's got (no) Talent

Sitting here with the wife watching the season premier of America’s got Talent. Wow. Sharon Osborne and David Hasselhoff, it’s like American Idol done on a 100th of the budget with written in scenes, slapstick comedy, and horrific auditions. Best quotes of the night:

  • “I drive a bus” – Mr. Bill (singer)
  • “eeaahhh, eeaahhh, eeaahhh” – buzzers before the Elvis even sang
  • “You got better, and your wife got worse” – Piers (the judge)
  • “Have you guys ever tried waxing?” – Sharon
  • “What are you going to do?” “I’m going to entertain you!” – The Hoff & Andrew the sax player

This went on for two hours, and I watched every minute of it.

2 thoughts on “America's got (no) Talent

  1. jordan

    The girl from Austin who used to have palsy could flat out get after it vocally though (okay she could have left off the growl technique, but other than that).

  2. alex

    she was definitely the highlight of the show…

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